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A Cornell researcher built a corporate BS generator, mixed the output with real Fortune 500 CEO quotes, and had 1,000 workers rate them. Several real quotes had to be cut — participants couldn't tell them from the gibberish. What came next is going to make your last all-hands feel different.

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